I'm all about Doctor Who (10 and Rose 5eva), Harry Potter and just random shit that makes me laugh
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
You don’t understand;
My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.
I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.
My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.
Help me have the coolest niece EVER
If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.
this is so important reblog guys