I'm all about Doctor Who (10 and Rose 5eva), Harry Potter and just random shit that makes me laugh

 

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

adam7bumber:

foreverandadalek:

freudianfall:

giver-of-armbands:

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ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help

Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.

Captain jack back at it again……

(Source: harkness-jack)

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

sunnyspiralgodess:

merry—mari:

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

this is so important reblog guys

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk as fuck

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk as fuck